Comments on: Lashless

By: My name is Annie.

My name is Annie. — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:34:00 +0000

Julianne, I was just WAITING for you to get in on the commenting action!

I know. I can’t believe I didn’t react in your presence – I think that I was way too horrified, and I only had one thought in my head: GET TO MOM, STAT.

I miss you!

By: Julianne

Julianne — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:24:00 +0000

This might be one of my favorite Annie stories. As I recall, I was sitting in the living room when you bolted out the door to find your mom at church–but you didn’t let on that anything was wrong, and I didn’t notice that you were missing any lashes.
good times.

By: jeanne

jeanne — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:53:00 +0000

Yes! I was one of those OLDER ladies meeting at the church. We had a great laugh together, recounted our own pathetic stories, and then, OF COURSE, we prayed for you!

By: Elle

Elle — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:34:00 +0000

Ouch! That sounds so painful!
I knew there was a reason those contraptions scared me…

Your blog ad is now advertising for fake eyelashes…how fitting!

By: Sally

Sally — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:00:00 +0000

I did in fact laugh out loud. What a hilarious story not to be living through now.

By: Ensors

Ensors — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:46:00 +0000

I remember that too, so horrific. I also loved and remember the good ol’ “odd wheel chair”! OH that truck was the best!

By: Jeremy Parsons

Jeremy Parsons — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:20:00 +0000

Remember when we got rear ended in that truck? Awesome.

By: Laura

Laura — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:21:00 +0000

I remember when this happened, and I haven’t used an eyelash curler since! I’m cringing right now just thinking about it.

By: graham r

graham r — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:09:00 +0000

you drove a truck? how cool.

By: My name is Annie.

My name is Annie. — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:27:00 +0000

This was my process:

1) Apply a steady, thin, black line of eyeliner.

2) Using tweezers, apply small, individual clumps of lashes one at a time - not one long lash strip - over top the eyeliner.

3) I used some weird adhesive that eventually irritated my eye.

4) Every day, I wished that I wore glasses.