Mortification
Written by hootenannie on April 26th, 2008Since I sit at a desk all day long, I find myself clicking out into the internet. I click and click and click until suddenly, I realize that I have no idea how I got to where I am. Like when I came across this. And also, this.
But the other day, I was so happy to arrive here.
This is the funniest story I have read in a long, long time.
So I forwarded the link to my sister, and then we engaged in a little Facebook chat about it:
Becca: It reminds me of a story my friend told me. Except she was in bed with her cousin. And it was pee. Real pee – not even lemonade.
Me: BUT THAT IS THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF THIS STORY.
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Rachel Bain and I laughed almost to the point of tears. And that was my SECOND time reading it. And…Nick was supposed to read it. I’m not sure if he did or not.
Thanks for quoting my brilliantly-worded story about pee.
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Hilarious.
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wow annie… i just read a million of your blogs and several of them have made me laugh quite a bit.. but this story made me cry! (and the reviews of the “naughty horse” book were pretty amazing too). I just happened to read this on the eve that my mom sat on a chocolate bar (it wasn’t discovered until halfway through our meal at Sambuca!). this is a story i’ll have to share with her on the morrow.