Because I feel like a pad of butter?
Written by hootenannie on June 5th, 2008When I moved into my apartment back in February, my dear friend Sarah offered me her bed on a long-term loan. It’s a great 4-poster, and has served me well. However, since Sarah is moving to Texas next month, she recently informed me that she’s going to need the bed back.
Never fear, Mary says. Just get this.
(My favorite line: “This piece of toast is made of plastic, not bread, so if you wake up and smell burning toast, you are probably just having a stroke.”)
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okay, that is funny. Especially that on the same website they have a category called “Jesus.”
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AeroBed® Premier Pillowtop Full
One-Touch® Comfort Control Wand, Quadra Coil® Constructed Base
$109.99
Item # 249084
Shipping & Handling included *
Annie: If you must resort to an air mattress, go to Costco and get an aerobed. We have one for guests and it is very comfortable. There are some that have two mattresses and are higher, like a real bed. NO TOAST! We here in Seattle know all about Archie McPhee! Terry
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you might have a hard time finding sheets.
hilarious!
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you should get one
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I just spent 15 minutes on that weird website and have already found about half a dozen birthday gifts for Dan – and I will be wrapping them in their bacon wrapping paper.
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this is better than the Juno hamburger phone!!
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One: I am very sorry that I have to take the bed back.
Two: The toast is awesome. I’d love to be floating down a river of coffee.
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Sarah, no worries about the bed. I’ll order the toast – and wear my JAMMIES!!!!!!!
HOLY COW I AM HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!
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haha! i want one. greebs would probably try to eat it though. then again, so would i…
AN AMERICAN CHILD!!!