A series of potentially awkward haiku
Thursday, July 31st, 2008Searching high and low
For one to keep me lifted
I’m brassiere shopping
White is so boring
But practical and useful
When it comes to bras
No black negligee
Or polka-dot straps for me
Just a simple one
Remember the time
When my underwire popped up
At the grocery store?
My only white bra
Is now in the garbage can
Bra-less is trashy
Sick of wearing black
I have nice white shirts to wear
But they are see-through
So I’m on the hunt
Like a stealthy lioness
One that needs a lift
But do not be fooled
By my cat-like behavior
Leopard print? No thanks
You can keep your lace
And your strapless push-up wares
Sensible will do
These are expensive
I do not have sixty bucks
I’ll go to Target
All of my money
Would be better spent on gas
But I need support
Thirty-four C cup
Or a thirty-six B cup?
Always a toss-up
