Craigslist furniture = translated
Written by hootenannie on July 16th, 2008Vintage = old and expensive
Antique = rickety
Shabby chic = scuffed edges
Contemporary = microfiber
Charming = country plaid
Romantic = wicker
Cute = tacky
Wrought iron = purchased at Hobby Lobby
Retro = bizarre
Art deco = belongs in a Miami hotel room
Spectacular = always an overstatement
Comfy = ugly… but has such a great personality


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oh Annie. As one currently searching for loads of furniture (for her HUGE new apt :)) I feel you on this one. Honesty, people.
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HA! Love this!
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Ha ha, we just sold a couch and futon on Craigslist yesterday, got them for free, make $105- BOOYAH!
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You have inspired me to put pictures up of such items. My favorite, “exotic dancer shoes.”