Hypothetically

Written by hootenannie on October 8th, 2008

If you had the chance to register for a free 1ml sample of a “unique unisex cologne,” which fragrance would you choose?

  • Grease Monkey
  • The Love of Money
  • Pumpkin Spice
  • Cajun Delight
  • Burning Rubber
  • Fourth of July
  • Ash Tray
  • Magazine Pages
  • Fresh Bread
  • Hot Cookies

Again. Just… hypothetically.

I’m going with Cajun Delight. Because nothing says “sexy” like boiled crawfish.

- – – – – – – -

It is a deliciously rainy day in Nashville, and I am wearing a green, orange, and black dress with my black leather boots. In this weather and this kind of outfit, I feel more at home than I have in almost a year. It’s a good feeling, even in the face of a worsening sickness.

The Presidential Debate was held last night at Belmont University, a block from my apartment. The city was in a tizzy all day, what with picketers and ralliers and those hoping for a glimpse of a motorcade. I had been wondering where the attractive men in Nashville were hiding; a brief walk-through at the Belmont Block Party beforehand afforded me the answer. I watched the debate, and didn’t feel like there was anything said that was surprising or game-changing or “OMG”-worthy.

But I do know this: Obama is not the Antichrist, and McCain is not the Sith Lord, both of which I’ve heard them called. I’m ready for the election to be over. I know who has my vote. Until then, may God save me from the sound bite.

8 Comments so far ↓

  1. Oct
    8
    9:05
    AM
    David Murphy

    hot cookies, definitely. baked to perfection.

  2. Oct
    8
    9:39
    AM
    Hemphills

    Only because it’s October… I’d choose Pumpkin Spice.

  3. Oct
    8
    10:03
    AM
    Allie, Dearest

    I went down to sample the Belmont Blvd action around 6pm, when all of the unwashed children brigade came carrying signs that indicated that:

    1) 9/11 was an inside job
    2) we should all vote for Nader
    3) they want peace

    I took TONS of pictures, which I hope to upload later today.

    It was about as “weird” as I can imagine Nashville every getting. But kind of fun for an observer. I felt like I was at a protest rally in DC in the 70s for like ten minutes.

  4. Oct
    8
    10:46
    AM
    Lyla

    Since I have no sense of smell, ash tray and fresh bread would smell the same to me. I should just sign up and say, “Surprise me.”

  5. Oct
    8
    10:50
    AM
    Marijke

    so are the attractive men at Belmont or in Politics? (I might need to know for future reference.)

  6. Oct
    8
    11:59
    AM
    bec

    fourth of july sounds interesting. although i hate bratwursts so i dunno.

    where do you find this stuff?

    i have a secret: i still don’t know who i am voting for. everyone get offended.

  7. Oct
    8
    4:25
    PM
    Marcia

    Annie!! Glad you found me! We still need to grab a coffee sometime.. i’m SO sorry I’ve been busy lately, but I REALLY do think things will slow down soon. I’m ready for that. I’m new to this blogging thing, so i’m glad to see someone who really knows how to do it!

    Love ya,
    Marcia

  8. Oct
    8
    6:32
    PM
    Rebecca

    Ooo, I’m gonna get Magazine Pages. …or maybe hot cookies……

    I’m writing in Ron Paul, except that I’ll be in Colorado for election day so I won’t be voting at all…but you knew that already ;)

    Bec, I’m so offended!!!! *scoff* ;) xo

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