I share a front stoop with my next-door neighbor. As I approached my front door today after running errands, she and 2 men were hauling in a gigantic plywood-and-wire cage, approximately 6’x4’x3′.
Me: “What is that?”
Her: “This is a cage for my flying squirrel.”
Ladies and gentlemen, without even trying, I have found the first candidate for my squirrel club.