JAM in action

Written by hootenannie on April 29th, 2009

Julie [about our 61-year old next-door neighbor]
“I want Neal to fall in love.  I wonder if he has a beau?”

Annie
“A beau is a man.”

Julie
“What – really?  I always thought it was gender-neutral.”

- – - – - – - -

Mel
“Do we have koozies?”

Annie
“No… but… we have couscous?”

- – - – - – - -

Mel [singing at the top of her lungs]
“Listen to the battering ram…”

Annie
“Mel, it’s ‘Mandolin Rain.’”

- – - – - – - -

[at the end of “Marley and Me”]
JAM
SOB.

9 Comments so far ↓

  1. Apr
    29
    10:08
    AM
    tara petty

    i thought beau was gender neutral as well… is there a feminine equivalent?

  2. Apr
    29
    10:11
    AM
    hootenannie

    Hmmm… “broad”? :)

  3. Apr
    29
    10:25
    AM
    Julianne

    lady friend? (eewww–I hate that phrase)

  4. Apr
    29
    2:17
    PM
    Casey Evans

    Marley and Me- so good, but boy did we sob too:) And then held Burly and gave him about a thousand treats and let him sleep in our bed:)

  5. Apr
    29
    6:02
    PM
    becca

    i always thought of beau as being gender neutral too. c’mon annie, it IS 2009 after all.

    through the whole movie ‘marley and me’…SOB

  6. Apr
    29
    7:51
    PM
    Andrea

    Annie, it sounds like your roomies are learning a lot from you! Thank goodness they have you!

  7. Apr
    29
    10:59
    PM
    Deborah Barnett

    Beau is male.
    Belle is female.

    Both just mean a beautiful man or beautiful woman… but over the years became synonymous with boyfriend/girlfriend.

    I’m just full of googlery!

    http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/belle

  8. Apr
    30
    4:32
    PM
    Tad

    Yeah, “Broad” is a very derogatory term implying that a woman is person of low moral standing/ a person of ill repute. Also it implies that she is low even amoung other women of her sort.

    “Belle” is what you’re looking for with out a doubt.

  9. May
    1
    4:55
    PM
    Sarah

    I always thought the song went “listen to the rhythm of the rain…” At least I got “rain” out of it. Great song.

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