We have a small crisis at the JAM house. One of us (I’m not saying who) got some bug bites (I’m not saying where) that are now inflamed (I’m not saying how).
(Okay, I am saying how.)
Never put Nair over top of bug bites.
I’ll let you do the math.
Nair is an evil, evil invention. It DISSOLVES HAIR. You do realize that that is the same job description held by Drain-O?
Let’s change the subject.
Actually, let’s just leave it at that.