Excerpts from recent emails with Greta

Written by hootenannie on July 24th, 2009

You can guess who said what.

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I will never, ever understand why God thought insects were a good idea.  I mean, they rhyme with “in sex.”  Which makes no sense.

It turns out beat boxing is kind of super cool and attractive.

Isn’t it strange that “obvious” and “oblivious” are so close in letters, but so far apart in meaning?

dat eez cuz onlee kool emo geekas unnastan the funnee.

Sometimes I just want to press a button under my arm and shoot upwards into space.

I called 911.  (I love calling 911.)

I wish I could pull up a sidewalk square and see you pop up underneath.

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Missing this friend today.

4 Comments so far ↓

  1. Jul
    24
    4:06
    PM
    Terry McNichols

    She is indeed a clever friend.

  2. Jul
    24
    5:01
    PM
    Greta

    This made me laugh!!

    Oh friend, I miss you too!

  3. Jul
    25
    3:15
    AM
    wrecklessgirl

    speaking of insects, more cockroaches. guess where i’m sleeping tonight! upstairs in the room my landlord said was vacant and unlocked so i can escape the infestation? NOPE! it’s locked! am i … at a nearby hotel? NOPE! no one is open this late. am i … still in my disgusting house unable to sleep for fear of an insect crawling up my nose or into my ears or mouth? YES! you got it! ding ding.

    annie…

    …HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Jul
    27
    2:05
    PM
    Little AP

    This is great. :) I wonder what the stories behind some of those are…

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