And for my final trick…

Written by hootenannie on December 11th, 2009

Was this week my personal pinnacle of pointless blogging, or what?

What happened to all of my gushing emotion, my wretched depression, my rants that get me labeled a “graceless man-basher”?  So far, December has been a tame and doltish month here on ye olde blog.

Today, I could make up for lost time, and try to redeem my reputation as an overly-emotive sap/jerk – but guys, it’s Friday.  It’s quitting time.  It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.  Let’s keep things light, let’s keep things loose.

I bring to you… THE BEST PICTURE EVER.

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Why is this picture so awesome?  Is it my long, luxurious locks?  My effortless, casual smile?  My eyes pretending to stare at something that probably wasn’t there?

No.  What makes this picture awesome is my hand up in my hair, all nonchalant… and disturbingly, looking like a gremlin claw-arm growing out of my head.

I am SO SORRY for wasting your time.  It was either this, or a tirade about how Laughing Cow has started packaging their cheese in cubes rather than wedges.  In other words… you’re welcome.

7 Comments so far ↓

  1. Dec
    11
    11:43
    AM
    Christina

    WHAT?!?! BUT I LOVE THE WEDGES!? Cubes!!??? Pfffft. This needs to be discussed.

  2. Dec
    11
    1:19
    PM
    wrecklessgirl

    it’s often that i come to your blog HOPING for what you call “pointless blogging” … i need it. i crave it. i need your words and your whit (i accidentally just wrote shit by accident. oops. it’s not my fault s and w are so close on the keyboard). sending you much love.

  3. Dec
    11
    2:32
    PM
    Kimberly

    WHAT!!! they cannot do that! cubes? that is the DUMBEST idea ever!! I think the wedge is the biggest appeal to their product. I am with you on said imaginary tirade.

  4. Dec
    12
    4:07
    PM
    Tim

    It’s been a good week

  5. Dec
    13
    2:24
    PM
    Allie, Dearest

    Wait! Laughing Cow is doing WHAT?!?!?

    Ew.
    The wedges are so European. If I wanted cubes I would get American cheese. Gross. I’m really saddened by this. I go through a package of that stuff each week.

  6. Dec
    13
    5:42
    PM
    The Bug

    I went to the grocery store today expecting to see cubes, but I found my usual wedges (garlic & herb – yummo!). I remember in the distant past finding some Laughing Cow cubes at a gourmet store – but they had the wedges too. So maybe your store is just stocking the cubes instead now, but they’re still making the wedges. We can only hope! The wedges are the perfect size to smear on two slices of bread for a sandwich…

  7. Dec
    14
    10:38
    AM
    Rebs

    You CRACK ME UP.

    And CUBES?! Yuck!!

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