And for my final trick…Written by hootenannie on December 11th, 2009
Was this week my personal pinnacle of pointless blogging, or what?
What happened to all of my gushing emotion, my wretched depression, my rants that get me labeled a “graceless man-basher”? So far, December has been a tame and doltish month here on ye olde blog.
Today, I could make up for lost time, and try to redeem my reputation as an overly-emotive sap/jerk – but guys, it’s Friday. It’s quitting time. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere. Let’s keep things light, let’s keep things loose.
I bring to you… THE BEST PICTURE EVER.
Why is this picture so awesome? Is it my long, luxurious locks? My effortless, casual smile? My eyes pretending to stare at something that probably wasn’t there?
No. What makes this picture awesome is my hand up in my hair, all nonchalant… and disturbingly, looking like a gremlin claw-arm growing out of my head.
I am SO SORRY for wasting your time. It was either this, or a tirade about how Laughing Cow has started packaging their cheese in cubes rather than wedges. In other words… you’re welcome.