Some things have happened
Tuesday, July 13th, 2010- I’ve learned who LeBron James is.
- My iPod mysteriously stopped working.
- So did my deodorant. (??)
- I hooked up Greta and Kristy as friends. Thinking about going into matchmaking full-time. If you need a friend in a certain area of the country, tell me – I’ll take care of you.
- The World Cup came and went and I never watched a single game.
- I walked out of Target to find the Honda covered in orange Post-It notes that said “You are loved.” You have no idea how much I needed that.
- I vacuumed my car.
- Even still, a spider has taken up residence in the Honda, and every morning I find a fresh, sticky web woven between the emergency break, the stick shift, and the steering wheel. How can I destroy a spider I can’t find?
- Finally watched “Inglourious Basterds.” For better or for worse, I’m not sure yet.
- I didn’t have a lime, so I had to use lime juice (from a green plastic squeeze bottle) in my gin & tonic. I felt like such a fraud.
- Vacation ended. I drove back to Denver. Felt lonely and sad.
- I got a lot of emails – if you wrote me, chances are, I haven’t responded yet. I will. Promise.
- The Honda went to the shop to get her new bumper. So long, bumper stickers.
- Currently driving a Kia Optima rental. It’s white and bitchin’… just like me.
