SaleWritten by hootenannie on October 11th, 2010
I’ve got a few boxes of CDs in the trunk of my car, and I need to move them out. You know – to make room for the dead bodies.
My EP is on sale for half-off – yes, that’s right, just $5! Now is your chance to get a few extra copies to set aside as stocking stuffers, or a gift to suck up to your boss, or a birthday present for your niece. I’m big with the tweens.
Or you can do what I do, and occasionally put them on the windshields of complete stranger’s cars. A wee bit awkward, yes. But then I remember the dead bodies.
So THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. Go ahead and place your order – for the price of a sandwich at Subway, you will get 7 songs, and help pay for my cavities. And because they’re half-off, you can order multiple copies. Right? Right??!?
Thanks, all – my cavities, and EIGHT UPCOMING CROWNS, are grateful.