Sale

Written by hootenannie on October 11th, 2010

I’ve got a few boxes of CDs in the trunk of my car, and I need to move them out.  You know – to make room for the dead bodies.

My EP is on sale for half-off – yes, that’s right, just $5!  Now is your chance to get a few extra copies to set aside as stocking stuffers, or a gift to suck up to your boss, or a birthday present for your niece.  I’m big with the tweens.

Or you can do what I do, and occasionally put them on the windshields of complete stranger’s cars.  A wee bit awkward, yes.  But then I remember the dead bodies.

So THIS IS YOUR CHANCE.  Go ahead and place your order – for the price of a sandwich at Subway, you will get 7 songs, and help pay for my cavities.  And because they’re half-off, you can order multiple copies.  Right?  Right??!?

Thanks, all – my cavities, and EIGHT UPCOMING CROWNS, are grateful.

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