Damn, girl.

Written by hootenannie on July 18th, 2011

Before you hear this little story, there are two things you should know.

1) My sister Becca is definitely a looker: funky and darling and adorable.  She has a heart-shaped face and a great figure and awesome hair.  It’s never a surprise when a dude finds her attractive.

2) Sloan’s Lake, our new neighborhood, is… colorful.  Interesting.  Slightly ghetto.

Got those two facts?  Okay.  Here’s what happened on Saturday.

Becca was walking around the lake, and when a certain man passed her, he looked her up and down and said, “Damn, girl – you look beautiful!”

And despite Becca’s aforementioned beauty, when she relayed this story to me, we both laughed until we cried.

Because this is what she was wearing:

Damn, girl, indeed.

(I’m still laughing.)

8 Comments so far ↓

  1. Jul
    18
    10:57
    AM
    mom

    I’m laughing out loud, too. It’s the dalmatian shorts…vintage 6th grade?
    Why does she hang onto these items? Obviously because the men find them so damn irresistible! I hope she gave him her number….NOT!

  2. Jul
    18
    11:02
    AM
    becca

    damn girl, i am so glad that this picture will be seen by hundreds! i will wear those shorts until i bag me a man.

  3. Jul
    18
    11:13
    AM
    Stephie

    A Looker on Hooker. Tee hee:)

  4. Jul
    18
    12:59
    PM
    Greta

    This is when I wish I was roommates with the Parsons girls.

  5. Jul
    18
    4:13
    PM
    Sarah

    Did you girls happen to have the little pennant just lying around, or did you make that especially for this portrait/ blog entry?

  6. Jul
    18
    9:39
    PM
    Sarah

    this is beyond hilarious.

  7. Jul
    20
    11:23
    AM
    zac

    if you want to find a guy that will always be true, meet him at your frumpiest.

  8. Jul
    20
    10:12
    PM
    BECCA PARSONS

    so…i SHOULD have given him my number.

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