Metaphors I just made up
Written by hootenannie on July 20th, 2011I’m like a can of Sprite – shake me up, and right away, you’ll get an abundant overflow of sparkly bubbles. But pretty soon, I’ll go flat.
Conversation is like a game of tennis – best if equally matched, and only as good as the person serving back to you.
Dating should be treated like a woman treats a pregnancy: don’t announce it until you’re out of the first trimester.
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fabulous Annie – esp like 2 & 3
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The tennis one seems straight out of “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.”
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Dating should be treated like a woman treats a pregnancy: don’t announce it until you’re out of the first trimester.
THIS. but now you can’t get me to shut up about my relationship. please come up with a metaphor about assclowns who talk too much about their wonderful boytoys.
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Um, LOVE that kendall referenced “R&G are Dead.”
Also, I will be calling you in approximately one hour.
From South Africa.
Boy oh boy I hope you pick up.