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		<title>The Temptress Chronicles: IV</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The phone here at work just rang – a rare occurrence at this particular financial institution.  I answered, and this is what I heard:
“Hi, I’m being detained at the Davidson County jail, and need bail money. I’ve been framed.  This is my one phone call.  Can you help me out?”
“Um, are you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family:arial;">The phone here at work just rang – a rare occurrence at this particular financial institution.  I answered, and this is what I heard:</p>
<p>“Hi, I’m being detained at the Davidson County jail, and need bail money. I’ve been framed.  This is my one phone call.  Can you help me out?”</p>
<p>“Um, are you serious?”</p>
<p>“Yes.  Very serious.”  He told me his name, and what kind of a doctor he is.</p>
<p>“Are you a client here?”</p>
<p>“No.”</p>
<p>“Well.  We’re not a bank, <em>per se</em>.  We’re more along the lines of private wealth management.”</p>
<p>“Okay.  But can you help me?  This is my ONE phone call.”  The panic in his voice was evident.</p>
<p>“Um… well… I’m just the [temp!] receptionist.  Let me toss you over to Sandra.”</p>
<p>I transferred the call, and watched the light that indicated Sandra’s phone ringing blink… and blink… and blink… but she was away from her desk.  She never answered.</p>
<p>I have failed him.</span></p>
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