A dislike followed by a like
I know that I have mentioned that I despise the winky face. And it’s true – the winky face makes me barf. End of story. Forever.
But there is another thing that has been weighing on my mind, and that is the smiley emoticon.
Now, I use the smiley in email communication – but only in it’s purest form: the sideways simpleton. To me, it brings to mind an ironic, closed-lipped side-smile, à la Jim Halpert.
Even that isn’t an accurate representation, because I had to put a space in between the “eyes” and the “mouth” just to prevent WordPress from hijacking my style and creating a monster.
Because if there is one thing that really irks me, it is when my simple, sideways symbol is – unbeknownst to me – translated into a big-toothed, yellow-faced, sphere-headed, body-less imbecile. It makes me look like a moron.
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In other news, in response to an unexpected surge of administrative prowess, my friend PZC recently called himself “an organizational Jason Bourne (kicking ass but unsure where it came from and still not sure where I’m headed).”
I thought that was delightful.