It’s a wonder I have any friends at all
I’ve got some big stuff going on – some changes afoot, some news to report. All in good time, little ducklings.
So instead, today, I bring you A Fake Interview With Myself.
Fake… and yet… so real…
Oh hey, you!
So nice to see you – you’re looking pretty awesome these days.
I mean, you don’t have to.
Let’s move on. How many miles did you run on the treadmill last night?
Just over 4. I was watching “The Biggest Loser.” That show is a triumph of the human spirit. And could you believe Rebecca? What a hottie!
Totally. Is your EP still for sale?
Are you silently judging your friends who haven’t asked for a copy yet?
You bet your bottom dollar.
What if the aforementioned friends live in Seattle and never see you?
Well, they should know that I’m going to be in town over New Years! And I can’t wait to snuggle with them – and then force my music on them.
Wow – New Years is coming up quick. Can you believe the holidays are upon us?
Yahtzee. NO. I’ll be driving to Kansas City a week from today to be with my family.
Remember what happened last year on Thanksgiving?
How could I forget! Trick or turkey, y’all.
After watching that video again, is there anything you would like to share with the class?
Yes there is.
I now sometimes drink boxed wine.
My work here is done.