A conversation in Wal-Mart
Micah: Auntie Oonis, I know that you want to get married and have kids someday.
Annie: Who told you that?
Annie: Oh. Well, she’s right.
Micah: Why aren’t you married yet?
[Because God is just busy building some lucky man’s character, bank account, and biceps.]
Annie: I don’t know, buddy.
Micah: Well, if you ever do find a husband, he’d better buy your ring RIGHT THERE. [points at the Wal-Mart jewelry counter] … whoa, did you see that girl in Spiderman pajamas?
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Don’t worry, Micah – I am living proof that a girl needn’t be married in order to own this sexy piece of machinery:
Best birthday present ever! Thanks, Mom and Dad! I’ve waited my whole life for this moment!
And the very first thing I’m going to make? Debbie’s curry hummus.
Look out, Denver.