Damn, girl.


Before you hear this little story, there are two things you should know.

1) My sister Becca is definitely a looker: funky and darling and adorable.  She has a heart-shaped face and a great figure and awesome hair.  It’s never a surprise when a dude finds her attractive.

2) Sloan’s Lake, our new neighborhood, is… colorful.  Interesting.  Slightly ghetto.

Got those two facts?  Okay.  Here’s what happened on Saturday.

Becca was walking around the lake, and when a certain man passed her, he looked her up and down and said, “Damn, girl – you look beautiful!”

And despite Becca’s aforementioned beauty, when she relayed this story to me, we both laughed until we cried.

Because this is what she was wearing:

Damn, girl, indeed.

(I’m still laughing.)



  1. mom on July 18, 2011 at 10:57 AM

    I’m laughing out loud, too. It’s the dalmatian shorts…vintage 6th grade?
    Why does she hang onto these items? Obviously because the men find them so damn irresistible! I hope she gave him her number….NOT!

  2. becca on July 18, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    damn girl, i am so glad that this picture will be seen by hundreds! i will wear those shorts until i bag me a man.

  3. Stephie on July 18, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    A Looker on Hooker. Tee hee:)

  4. Greta on July 18, 2011 at 12:59 PM

    This is when I wish I was roommates with the Parsons girls.

  5. Sarah on July 18, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    Did you girls happen to have the little pennant just lying around, or did you make that especially for this portrait/ blog entry?

  6. Sarah on July 18, 2011 at 9:39 PM

    this is beyond hilarious.

  7. zac on July 20, 2011 at 11:23 AM

    if you want to find a guy that will always be true, meet him at your frumpiest.

  8. BECCA PARSONS on July 20, 2011 at 10:12 PM

    so…i SHOULD have given him my number.

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