Before you hear this little story, there are two things you should know.
1) My sister Becca is definitely a looker: funky and darling and adorable. She has a heart-shaped face and a great figure and awesome hair. It’s never a surprise when a dude finds her attractive.
2) Sloan’s Lake, our new neighborhood, is… colorful. Interesting. Slightly ghetto.
Got those two facts? Okay. Here’s what happened on Saturday.
Becca was walking around the lake, and when a certain man passed her, he looked her up and down and said, “Damn, girl – you look beautiful!”
And despite Becca’s aforementioned beauty, when she relayed this story to me, we both laughed until we cried.
Because this is what she was wearing:
Damn, girl, indeed.
(I’m still laughing.)