Mike Pacchione

Hey, Annie. Oh hey there. What did you not do last night? I did not attend a… seminar? a workshop?… called “7 Ways to Choke a Man Unconscious.” What??!?  Who invited you to such a thing? My friend Mike.  You know him, you love him. Well, it’s really too bad that you didn’t go. I…

Squinty, smiley Mike came through Denver last night, and he gave me a t-shirt with his face on it. This is so perfect.