January 16th, 2009

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A smörgåsbord of wisdom from a co-worker

Friday, January 16th, 2009

“It is so freezing today.”

“Can you do anything to change that?”

“No.”

“Then don’t worry about it.”

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“We have a gas furnace in our new house. Is it better to have electric heat, or gas?”

“Do you have a choice?”

“No.”

“Then don’t worry about it.”

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“I have to get an oil change, and a new headlight, and my computer fixed, and new tabs for my car, and refill my prescription, and buy more insurance, and pay SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS to get my bridesmaid dress altered.”

“Can you do without any of those things?”

“No.”

“Then don’t worry about it.”