Excerpts from recent emails with Greta
You can guess who said what.
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I will never, ever understand why God thought insects were a good idea. I mean, they rhyme with “in sex.” Which makes no sense.
It turns out beat boxing is kind of super cool and attractive.
Isn’t it strange that “obvious” and “oblivious” are so close in letters, but so far apart in meaning?
dat eez cuz onlee kool emo geekas unnastan the funnee.
Sometimes I just want to press a button under my arm and shoot upwards into space.
I called 911. (I love calling 911.)
I wish I could pull up a sidewalk square and see you pop up underneath.
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Missing this friend today.
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She is indeed a clever friend.
This made me laugh!!
Oh friend, I miss you too!
speaking of insects, more cockroaches. guess where i’m sleeping tonight! upstairs in the room my landlord said was vacant and unlocked so i can escape the infestation? NOPE! it’s locked! am i … at a nearby hotel? NOPE! no one is open this late. am i … still in my disgusting house unable to sleep for fear of an insect crawling up my nose or into my ears or mouth? YES! you got it! ding ding.
annie…
…HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is great. :) I wonder what the stories behind some of those are…