Sale
I’ve got a few boxes of CDs in the trunk of my car, and I need to move them out. You know – to make room for the dead bodies.
My EP is on sale for half-off – yes, that’s right, just $5! Now is your chance to get a few extra copies to set aside as stocking stuffers, or a gift to suck up to your boss, or a birthday present for your niece. I’m big with the tweens.
Or you can do what I do, and occasionally put them on the windshields of complete stranger’s cars. A wee bit awkward, yes. But then I remember the dead bodies.
So THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. Go ahead and place your order – for the price of a sandwich at Subway, you will get 7 songs, and help pay for my cavities. And because they’re half-off, you can order multiple copies. Right? Right??!?
Thanks, all – my cavities, and EIGHT UPCOMING CROWNS, are grateful.
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Wait?! I am surprised that you have any left.
Oh, and the 1-800-DENTIST guy called.
seriously .. 8? 8? oh, my. i’m thinking mine will be counted around 6. maybe. and then some random neverheardof fixes to neverheardof issues. that’s how my mouth is. the bermuda triangle of mouthes. i mean, mouths.
ps. i just applied for dental insurance. i can hear the drilling already, vibrating through my body. don’t make me tell you about dental treatments in italy.
The CD offer is great! I was just thinking that I’d like to get two for Christmas gifts…but I had to stop the check-out process three times as I thought of other people to give this to! LOVE this CD!!!
Seriously, Get a second opinion! That can’t be right!