Jim Halpert

Greta gave me the world’s greatest gift. Of all time. Of the universe of life. She designed it – one for me, one for her. Sorry, ladies – this is not available in stores. How did I ever manage to wrangle such amazingly rad friends?

Good: A baby.Better: A baby chipmunk.Best: A baby chipmunk singing “Blue Moon.” Good: A tree.Better: A tree made into paper.Best: A tree made into paper made into an origami tree. Good: Jim Halpert.Better: Jim Halpert in my living room.Best: Jim Halpert in my living room…

Something has happened. Something big. I expected that this might occur in these months of meeting tons of new people – and whaddayaknow – it did. I have developed an enormous, impossible crush. We were actually introduced a couple of years ago, but fell out of contact for the past year or so. Since I…