My current feelings, stolen from others

Written by hootenannie on March 16th, 2009

“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.”
-Bill Cosby

“I have never seen a greater monster or miracle than myself.”
-Michel Eyquem de Montaigne (1533-1592)

“Truth is beautiful, without a doubt; but so are lies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

“Help!  I’m being held prisoner by my heredity and environment!”
-Dennis Allen

“It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.”
-Mae West (1892-1980)

“Everything I want is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.”
-Alexander Woollcott (1887-1943)

“I myself am very glad that the divine child was born in a stable, because my soul is very much like a stable, filled with strange unsatisfied longings, with guilt and animal-like impulses, tormented by anxiety, inadequacy and pain. If the holy One could be born in such a place, the One can be born in me also. I am not excluded.”
-Morton Kelsey

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