The break up
My love,
You know the old saying, “It’s not you, it’s me”?
Well, sorry. This time, it is definitely you.
We’ve been together for a long time. So long, in fact, that I can scarcely remember a time when we were apart. There was that one time during my freshman year of college when I needed some space, and space we took. But in your absence, I gained a ton of weight and my face ballooned up like a chipmunk. I missed you. I begged God that you would return to me.
And you did. Slowly but surely, you came back. Ever since that traumatic experience, I have clung tightly to you. You have been safe. You have been secure. You have made me look good.
At least, you used to.
Lately, I’ve been realizing what a hassle you are. You promise to be low-maintenance, but you actually take up too much time. You assure me that you’ll behave, but then you wig out and go nuts. Certain people have told me that you make me beautiful, so I’ve kept you around. But the truth is, I’ve wanted you gone for a long time.
I’ve waited. For many reasons, I’ve waited. I’ve waited until “after I’m skinnier,” I’ve waited until “after I get married,” I’ve waited until “after I’ve convinced Nashville that I am glamorous.” But when I woke up this morning, I could wait no more.
I’m sorry. I know that I will probably eventually shed tears, but not today. You’ve done nothing but take, and it’s time that you be cut off – literally. I’m leaving you for my new lover, Bob.
Cutting and running,
Annie
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Wow. Just wow! Looks good, Annie Parsons. Looks good. Also, your pictures have convinced me that you should be in show business. Go get ’em, girl!
you.go.girl.
rock on.
GORG!
<3k.
I love it! I feel like you and I have very similar hair history. Congrats!
I’m all, Lisa, have you looked at Annie’s blog today? And she’s all, no…so I read it out loud to her, and she ran over to the computer, and we were both all, “she looks SO GREAT!” Bravo.
I love it I love it I love it
beautiful. absolutely beautiful. I LOVE IT!
Love iT! Glamorous! Looks Soooo good.
Can’t wait to see it in person.
we’re twinsies! same hair! it looks FAB, lady…
So cute!!!
Wooo hooooooo!! LOVE it! Now go take a walk in boots and your red coat, and toss toss toss it. My strides get longer when my hair is short. :)
You look fantastic! And so spunky and chic!! :)
Why can you look amazing with any haircut?
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You have more guts than me. I’ve been wanting to make a major hair change for years. And go brunette. Dan will not allow it. Stupid boys!
i got my hair cut this week too!
but it did not turn out cute like yours. in fact, it will be a while before i post any pictures.
so i am glad yours was not a flop like mine.
peace in.
I love it!! I have a similar cut and it takes me half the time it normally did. You’ll love it!
YES! Annie! You look GREAT! I love it!
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isn’t it liberating?!
YIPPPPEEEEEEEE!
Just think of how much money you’ll save on shampoo!!
who knew one person could get so many comments on a hair cut?
It does look pretty dang good though.
Best of luck to you and Bob, you guys make a cute couple.
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