Bracket racket, and "2"
Yesterday was momentous, as I filled out my first-ever March Madness bracket.
The night before this happened, I was on the phone with Graham, asking, “So, this whole March Madness thing? Is it basketball? Why is it ‘madness’? Who plays? Everyone? And then each team that wins plays another team? Until one team wins the entire thing? What happens if you fill out your bracket with the right predictions? What do you win? Is this important at all?” Clueless.
For several years now, I have been invited to join the Clader family bracket, but have ignored the invitation. Because really, who cares, right? But not this year. This is the year of The Living Big, meaning that I need to do things that I normally might not do. March Madness bracketing is a perfect example of something I might not normally do.
Hannah sent me an invitation to join the bracketing mayhem, and I painstakingly filled out my prophecies. My process went like this:
a) Look at the two teams.
b) Read the names silently to myself.
c) Say the names out loud.
d) Choose based on phonetics, and whether or not I had ever heard of the school before.
There are a lot of colleges that I just didn’t know existed.
In the end, I wound up with Georgia winning the tournament. I don’t know if this is good or bad, but I like the sound of the word Georgia, and I definitely knew that it existed.
Bonus feature:
After finishing the bracket, I had the opportunity to enter something in a box labeled “Tiebreaker.” What were they asking for? A number? A yes/no? A person’s name? I went with my gut instinct and answered “2.” That sounded good. As it turns out, “Tiebreaker” is asking for the total score in the final game. So no, Annie, most likely, the answer will not be “2.” I think it’s safe to say that I will not win.
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tags: Embarrassing | Ridiculous | Sports
yet another reason why you are one of my new favorite people.
Love The Annie!
ps..you’re right, 2 would be a boring game. The scores are usually pretty high… especially when the get a lot of field goals.
i fill one out most years, but honestly it always comes down to kansas or duke winning since those are the only two teams i know are any good. and, let’s be honest, i chose a couple of schools to win because they were the retrievers and the bulldogs.
good luck.
That’s awesome that you just filled out your first bracket. I filled out my first one about 5 years ago, and won, so you never know!!
Oh my gosh- are we kindred spirits or WHAT? I would have approached the situation in the EXACT same way.
Too bad you didn’t have pictures of the mascots or the school colors- that would have been an important and extremely helpful deciding factor as well.
you had a # 14 seed winning the entire tournament??!! did you take into account the seeding- #s 1-16? you know, those mean something a little bit. but i approve that you also considered phonetics–an often overlooked factor. how about ‘kansas’? just rolls off your tongue. ,and you have to smile to say it…
Katie, don’t say words like “seeding” to me. Total jibberish. I tune out.
Actually, you want to know the most embarrassing part? I remember seeing those numbers, but I assumed that 14 meant “In a poll of 16 people, 14 are rooting for Georgia.”
And that is the honest truth. Katie, I need you in my life.
well, if that’s the case… that 1 person who roots for KU knows what they’re doing!
Yes! Katie is right. I see the problem, though, is the Annie got her info on Brackets from Graham.
OH, snap!
Bahahaah. Jeremy must have laughed so hard when he read this. :)
oh, snap.
in a poll of 16 people… i haven’t laughed that much since ‘charlie bit me.’ that is why i need you, annie
however, there is some logic in your mishap. in a poll of 16 people, i bet the overwhelming majority (say, 14) would root for the really bad team. go underdogs (except ku, go superpower)
Jeremy did laugh. . . so hard.
2. Awesome. For a soccer game.
See? It’s madness.
Annie, you are so funny. You’ll probably win the bracket, and all the serious people will be mad about it.
Annie, I’ll share my very scientific way of bracketing. I pick teams based on places I’ve been and like, and when it’s a tie I go for cuter team colors:)