Because I feel like a pad of butter?


When I moved into my apartment back in February, my dear friend Sarah offered me her bed on a long-term loan. It’s a great 4-poster, and has served me well. However, since Sarah is moving to Texas next month, she recently informed me that she’s going to need the bed back.

Never fear, Mary says. Just get this.

My favorite line: “This piece of toast is made of plastic, not bread, so if you wake up and smell burning toast, you are probably just having a stroke.”


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  1. Julianne on June 5, 2008 at 9:01 AM

    okay, that is funny. Especially that on the same website they have a category called “Jesus.”

  2. Terry McN on June 5, 2008 at 9:59 AM

    AeroBed® Premier Pillowtop Full
    One-Touch® Comfort Control Wand, Quadra Coil® Constructed Base
    Item # 249084
    Shipping & Handling included *
    Annie: If you must resort to an air mattress, go to Costco and get an aerobed. We have one for guests and it is very comfortable. There are some that have two mattresses and are higher, like a real bed. NO TOAST! We here in Seattle know all about Archie McPhee! Terry

  3. kates on June 5, 2008 at 10:15 AM

    you might have a hard time finding sheets.


  4. I am Kate Maxwell and home is in on June 5, 2008 at 11:21 AM

    you should get one

  5. Christina on June 5, 2008 at 11:29 AM

    I just spent 15 minutes on that weird website and have already found about half a dozen birthday gifts for Dan – and I will be wrapping them in their bacon wrapping paper.

  6. Jason Michael on June 5, 2008 at 11:31 AM

    this is better than the Juno hamburger phone!!

  7. Sarah Kate on June 5, 2008 at 1:51 PM

    One: I am very sorry that I have to take the bed back.
    Two: The toast is awesome. I’d love to be floating down a river of coffee.

  8. Annie Parsons on June 5, 2008 at 1:58 PM

    Sarah, no worries about the bed. I’ll order the toast – and wear my JAMMIES!!!!!!!


  9. bec on June 5, 2008 at 5:00 PM

    haha! i want one. greebs would probably try to eat it though. then again, so would i…


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