Emma is a very cool place with very cool people.
But on Sunday, PZC asked me, “So, now that you work at Emma, are you going to be one of the effortlessly hip?”
“Um… no, probably not.”
“I know,” he replied.
tags: Annie Parsons | Awkward | Emma | Emma | Nugget | unhip
I know. It’s ok. If you were effortless hip, our BFF status would be downgraded to WTEO, for “We tolerate each other.”
You’re better off this way. I think I’d be really upset if a job turned you into a hipster.
Be hip all you like but I know you shopped at BB’s once. For a small bribe I will keep my mouth shut. Small bills, brown paper bag in locker#32 at the airport and nobody gets hurt. Suppose you’ll start using Mac’s now like….oh wait….my son.
How does one become effortlessly hip anyways? That’s what I always wanted to know.
Forget effortlessly hip.
You are effortlessly kind, lovely, witty, creative, warm, hospitable, and all together charming.
Who would want to give all that up for plain ol’ hip?
Wait. Seriously? Is this the view of Emma-folk?