Galloping ostrich brain
I am alone in the office this week. But don’t worry – being alone has never been reason for my brain to get bored. Au contraire – being alone usually results in my brain galloping full-speed ahead, albeit awkwardly, kind of like that ostrich in “Swiss Family Robinson.”
So let me go ahead and tell you some of what has been on my mind today.
Mix up “congenial” and “jovial” and you get “convivial.” Fantastic!
I may or may not (or may) have recently spent $800 on a variety of bridesmaid dresses from J.Crew. Don’t worry – the losers will be returned post-haste – that is, unless I decide that I WANT a variety of taffeta gowns in Aluminum.
Waffles are just pancakes with topography.
There are few places on earth more soul-sucking than the Verizon Wireless store.
Please, Honda. Please please please last forever. I have no Plan B.