We interrupt this blog silence for some repulsion
There are little bugs in my bathroom sink. They’re tiny, and they hop. I rinse them down the drain every day, and the next day, they’re back.
Tonight, I came home to ants in the kitchen. Everywhere. This is bad, because REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD ANTS?
In other gross news, I cracked open a pistachio today and found two things: a rotted nut and a worm.
It’s been 16 years since I’ve thrown up, but today almost broke me.