The opposite of mending fences

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If you know me at all, you know my fence. Installing it was a huge deal in my life, and I talk about it to basically everyone I know. (I never promised I was cool.)

But when I moved into the house, there was an old stretch of a privacy fence at the top of the driveway, separate from my Fence of Glory. Maybe 12 feet long, it didn’t enclose anything — it was just a strip leftover from what had once been a full fence around the backyard. It served no purpose for me, except to hide my shovels behind. One of the most un-exciting things about being a homeowner is the fact that one has multiple shovels.

Last week when I returned from a work trip, I found that the old fence had fallen over.

Fence 1

And lest the neighbors start looking at my dilapidated house and thinking I’m a meth cook or something, this weekend I ripped it out with my own two hands.

I borrowed a few things from the neighbors — a drill, a sledgehammer, and a crowbar — and got to work. Most of it was easy to disassemble, just removing the screws from the boards and stacking them one at a time. But when it got down to just the frame, I had to get down to business. It was crowbar time.

So I crowbarred, and sometimes I sledgehammered, and the whole thing was very Chip and Jojo except my hair will never be as thick and luscious as hers. But I was DOING IT.

Fence 2

At one point, I yanked on a board and the whole frame came crashing to the ground — and instinctively, much like the time I watched 10 Cloverfield Lane, I screamed.

A man was walking by. “You okay?” he called.

“Yeah, sorry. I’m just being a girl.”

He looked at the fence and then looked back at me, felled fence and crowbar in hand. “It doesn’t look like it.”

Damn straight, man.

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  1. Christine Crowe on April 23, 2016 at 7:16 PM

    You are so cool Annie Parsons!

  2. Greta on April 24, 2016 at 12:45 PM

    Such a badass. Yippykiyannie.

  3. achterman on April 24, 2016 at 4:25 PM

    yeah – you were bein’ a girl – the BEST kind of grrrrrl! Capable, powerful, but a borrower and unafraid to scream. ;)

  4. Leigh Kramer on April 25, 2016 at 9:11 PM

    You are the most badass of badasses! WAY TO GO!

  5. mark allman on May 2, 2016 at 10:41 AM

    Came of for a visit from Leigh Kramer’s blog. Nice job on the fence. Your stair stepped fence looks nice too.

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