Gilmore Girls characters, ranked from worst to best

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In anxious anticipation of next week’s release of the Netflix special Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life, I give you my ranking of the series’ characters, worst to best. Not mentioned is the wretched “La la la la laaaaaaa” soundtrack, which would fall somewhere between Mrs. Kim and April.

Kirk
Dean
Taylor
Morey
Mrs. Kim
April
Lane
Jackson
Logan
Richard
Doyle
Babette
Christopher
Miss Patty
Sookie
Luke
Rory
Jess
Paris
Michel
Emily
Lorelai

Disagree with my ranking? I want to know how you’d list them! (Just don’t tell me you’re a fan of Kirk — or Dean, that sad sack.)

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  1. Holly on November 18, 2016 at 12:00 PM

    Wow, Michel in 3rd place for best? BOLD! I would place Richard much higher, and Paris closer to the middle. Spot on with Morey and April towards the worst end though.

  2. Marijke on November 18, 2016 at 2:21 PM

    Here is my list, best to worst:

    Paris
    TJ
    Sookie
    Emily
    Lorelei
    Luke
    Rory
    Doyle
    Richard
    Jess
    Lane
    Michel
    Jackson
    Morey
    Kirk
    Taylor
    Gypsy
    Logan
    Babette
    Miss Patty
    Christopher
    April
    Mrs. Kim
    Dean

  3. Val Morby on November 18, 2016 at 3:49 PM

    5. Brad Langford
    4. Jess Mariano
    3. Brian Fuller
    2. Dave Rygalski
    1. Lorelai Gilmore

    (All-time worst character: Anna Nardini.)

  4. Katie on November 18, 2016 at 4:36 PM

    I might place Morey before dean but their both terrible. I’m not a huge Michel fan and I think I’d move Logan closer to the top five (not in it, but closer).

  5. Alison Warford on November 18, 2016 at 7:49 PM

    This makes me happy. Sad I have to work on Friday….

  6. Leigh Kramer on November 18, 2016 at 8:14 PM

    Challenge accepted:
    Christopher
    Dean
    Doyle
    April
    TJ
    Liz
    Taylor
    Logan
    Kirk
    Babette
    Miss Patty
    Gypsy
    Jackson
    Zack
    Brian
    Gil
    Paris
    Rory
    Max
    Mrs. Kim
    Jess
    Richard
    Michel
    Lane
    Sookie
    Luke
    Emily
    Lorelai

  7. Natalie Frost on November 18, 2016 at 10:20 PM

    Christopher
    Dean
    Morey
    April
    Mrs. Kim
    Jess
    Michel
    Taylor
    Doyle
    Miss Patty
    Jackson
    Babette
    Richard
    Lane
    Paris
    Sookie
    Kirk
    Luke
    Logan
    Emily
    Rory
    Lorelai

  8. Sarah on November 19, 2016 at 10:44 PM

    OMG I WAS BORN TO MAKE THIS LIST. I only have 4 more episodes of season 7 (third time through the series) in preparation for Friday.

    Utilizing only the characters you named, worst to best:
    April
    TJ*
    Digger*
    Morey
    Kirk
    Brian*
    Doyle
    Dean
    Gill*
    Taylor
    Liz*
    Jackson
    Zach*
    Mrs Kim
    Christopher
    Beau Belleville*
    Lane
    Babette
    Miss Patty
    Logan
    Richard
    Michel
    Paris
    Luke
    Rory
    Jess
    Sookie
    Dave*
    Emily
    Lorelai

    I really needed to express my love for Dave Rygalski and my extreme dislike of all scenes TJ and Digger. I am glad we can agree that Jess is better than Rory.

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