America

Him: “Who was the lady who sewed the first American flag?” Me: “Oh, you mean Betsey Johnson?” That was a really pathetic moment.  And I can’t believe I’m coming clean on the internet.

“Did Thomas Edison invent the light bulb or the telephone?” “I don’t know… both?” “Or did Albert Einstein invent the light bulb?” “Maybe.” “I can’t remember.” “I think that Thomas Edison invented both… but then again, Annie, I’m not very smart.”