Swords

I’m only posting this so I can use the Swords tag again.

I just found out that a Denver friend-who-shall-never-be-named was recently – hypothetically – matched with Sword Man.

Let’s pretend that there’s a girl. She’s a nice girl with a lot of friends, and at least moderately interesting. She has hobbies. She has a creative mind. Some might even find her pretty. She is independent, a la Kelly Clarkson and Destiny’s Child – a rent check in one hand and a glass of…