Who wears short shorts?


We have a small crisis at the JAM house.  One of us (I’m not saying who) got some bug bites (I’m not saying where) that are now inflamed (I’m not saying how).

(Okay, I am saying how.)

Never put Nair over top of bug bites.

I’ll let you do the math.

Nair is an evil, evil invention.  It DISSOLVES HAIR.  You do realize that that is the same job description held by Drain-O?

Let’s change the subject.

Actually, let’s just leave it at that.



  1. Alissa on June 29, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    This is hillarious! Okay, sounds painful on your end, but still… You are channeling your inner Ira Glass today.

  2. Joey on June 29, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    Me and one of my college roommates were backyard wrestlers so we needed bare chests. Naired our chest hair. Bloody nipples ensued.

  3. hootenannie on June 29, 2009 at 1:48 PM

    Joey, for some reason, the fact that you even have this story doesn’t surprise me at all. haha!

  4. Dani on June 29, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    I love my short shorts. Adam calls them my “hot pants”. …I have yet to wear them in public.

  5. becca on June 30, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    nair has a long list of ingredients – including UREA. do you KNOW what urea is??? IT IS IN URINE.

    think about THAT next time you slather it on your bod.

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