Yesterday, I swung by a girly store to look for some negligee for a friend who is getting married. As I browsed the skivvies, a woman came up to me and pointed to a particular bra.
“This one looks SO GOOD on,” she declared.
“Excellent!” I replied. And… awkward? I thought. Because who likes to talk to strangers about their undergarments – I mean, besides Southwest Airlines, and Annie Parsons on her blog?
“In fact,” the woman continued, “I’m wearing it right now!”
Oh gosh oh Lord oh no no no no –
She pulled down her shirt and showed me not just a strap of the bra, but an entire boob of the bra.
And what can I say? I bought it.