Metaphors I just made up

July 20, 2011 |

I’m like a can of Sprite – shake me up, and right away, you’ll get an abundant overflow of sparkly bubbles. But pretty soon, I’ll go flat.

Conversation is like a game of tennis – best if equally matched, and only as good as the person serving back to you.

Dating should be treated like a woman treats a pregnancy: don’t announce it until you’re out of the first trimester.

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Peg on July 20, 2011 at 9:04 AM

fabulous Annie – esp like 2 & 3

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kendall on July 20, 2011 at 9:29 AM

The tennis one seems straight out of “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.”

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Lan on July 20, 2011 at 10:11 AM

Dating should be treated like a woman treats a pregnancy: don’t announce it until you’re out of the first trimester.

THIS. but now you can’t get me to shut up about my relationship. please come up with a metaphor about assclowns who talk too much about their wonderful boytoys.

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Greta on July 24, 2011 at 10:42 AM

Um, LOVE that kendall referenced “R&G are Dead.”

Also, I will be calling you in approximately one hour.

From South Africa.

Boy oh boy I hope you pick up.

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