Metaphors I just made up
I’m like a can of Sprite – shake me up, and right away, you’ll get an abundant overflow of sparkly bubbles. But pretty soon, I’ll go flat.
Conversation is like a game of tennis – best if equally matched, and only as good as the person serving back to you.
Dating should be treated like a woman treats a pregnancy: don’t announce it until you’re out of the first trimester.