A brief interview
Hey, Annie.
Oh hey there.
What did you not do last night?
I did not attend a… seminar? a workshop?… called “7 Ways to Choke a Man Unconscious.”
What??!? Who invited you to such a thing?
My friend Mike. You know him, you love him.
Well, it’s really too bad that you didn’t go.
I know.
What on earth made you pass up such an incredible opportunity?
Well, I had to go running.
That’s not a very good excuse.
YOU’RE TELLING ME.
I hope you at least made it a good run.
I ran 4.8 miles – I’m starting to train for another half-marathon.
Which one?
I’m signed up for the Seattle Half, which is happening the Sunday after Thanksgiving.
Wonderful.
Yep.
[silence]
So… what else did you do this weekend?
Well, I drove very far – 1,300 miles.
That is insanity.
Maybe.
Did you have company?
Yes – my mom was with me on Saturday. And the Toad was with me the whole time. Still is, in fact.
Where are you?
I’m in Portland.
With the Toad?
Yes. She’s a good travel buddy.
I still can’t believe you didn’t go to the choking class.
You and me both.
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I hope this Mike took detailed notes, and that you can share his new knowledge with us.
I wonder, and you’ll have to ask Mike, if the secret to choking a man unconscious has to do with too much Coco Mademoiselle perfume and pair of unwashed gym socks.
I’m just asking for a…you know…a friend.
annie. your life. is ridiculous.
and i love that toad cross-country-road-tripped with you. i’m glad your mom got to kc well. i’m jealous you’re in portland. give smelly kodi a hug for me.
…or come to boise.
but alas, next time.
You are the best toad-loving woman in the world. She is the most blessed chow in the world. You two are a fabulous team. I am so glad you’re there safely.
What! I was just in Portland! Our worlds are always passing one another.
YOU’RE IN PDX? I’m in OREGON! dudette!
“I still can’t believe you didn’t go to the choking class”… You’re hilarious. We are (were?) in the same city! That makes me happy. I hope you’re doing well, Annie. : )