Annie Parsons: Ex-Con
Although I watched the opening ceremonies of the Olympics last week, I have yet to watch an actual Olympic. However, I must say that I’m liking Shaun White these days. I don’t know why – I never paid him any attention before. But isn’t he so likable? His big smile and happy heart?
Don’t you think Shaun White has a happy heart? He seems like it.
You know who DOESN’T have a happy heart today? Yours truly. The DMV is officially the thorn in my side, the hitch in my get-up. After basically being accused of being a criminal and driving a stolen vehicle, they refused to issue me Colorado license plates. I now have no choice but to make an appointment with a little organization called the COLORADO STATE PATROL to clear my name.
It’s practically the Salem Witch Trials.
Except, come to think of it, not really the same at all.