How to write a Nicholas Sparks novel
First, set the scene: waterside.
Next, choose a random hobby – coin collecting, or stained glass windows, or composing music. This hobby will help create a narrative arc that will act as a metaphor for deeper emotional storylines.
Now, take an unlikely couple. At first, they don’t like each other, because they’re just too different. In the beginning, she acts like she can’t stand him. But his boyish persistence and charming wit eventually win her over.
Both individuals must be obscenely beautiful. She has big eyes and long, flowing hair. He has chiseled abs and a strong jaw. They fall into a passionate chemistry, and yes, they have sex. If it’s their first time, it’s usually on a wooden floor – and maybe during a rainstorm.
But wait! There is trouble afoot – war, or someone is secretly dying, or their parents don’t approve.
They are torn apart – maybe during a rainstorm.
They get back together – maybe during a rainstorm.
The end. Make millions of dollars.